I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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