I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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