It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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