so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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