We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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