The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I had to cum in my sink.
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