he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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