Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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