I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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