Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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