dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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