I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I believe in your delicious
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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