The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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