HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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