I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I forget how to act sober
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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