he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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