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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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