the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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