i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She bit a glass in half.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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