Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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