I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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