I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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