so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Randomize
