you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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