Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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