Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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