white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We had to coat check the pizza.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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