Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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