AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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