Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
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Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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