I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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