Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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