No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Randomize
