Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize