Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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