YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Your dad touched me again.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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