Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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