That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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