his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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