how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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