i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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