I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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