Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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