We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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