Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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