This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Sorry about my life...
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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