roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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