Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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