no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
The air taste purple.
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