You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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