i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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