My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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