Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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