last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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