Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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