I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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