Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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