elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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