Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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