It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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