He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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